5.23.2005

tales from the gutter

well, we left the casa unguarded, and the pigeons made a definitive strike. we came back from tennessee to find that the damn pigeons had moved in, set-up a home, gotten busy, and now have a stranglehold on the gutters. there is a nest. there appear to be eggs because the pigeons take turns sitting on *something*. and now they seem to have squatters rights. i just don't have the heart to take them out again.

damn you pigeons.

you win.

although if one of the squirrels dies from eating Kathryn's plants, i am going to lob the damn thing up there.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

As it happens, I know someone who's a dead shot...and currently accepting new jobs. Just put a hit out on those pesky squirrels and pigeons, and your gutter problems will disappear!

bandit said...

Mom? Is that you?!?

Anonymous said...

Wasn't me, kiddo--I've never shot anything alive.

Anonymous said...

Oops, sorry, I forgot to sign my post! It's scoutie's sister - guess which one...
And, the dead shot I know has denuded our town of squirrels, so I know he can take on your pigeons.
Besides, he owes you BIG TIME!

Anonymous said...

Ooops, sorry, I forgot to sign my post too. I actually am Kate's mom...she probably guessed from the greeting