Why Dollywood, you ask? Are you some kind of closet country-western fanatic?
Why not Dollywood, we answer! Admit it, some little part of you has always wanted to go, since the time you were a little girl (or boy) playing dress up and putting socks in your mothers bra to pretend you had knockers.
Expected Departure: May 15th
Expected Return: Assuming the car doesn't die, Scoutie doesn't kill me, we don't get arrested, and I don't break sometime, we'll be back somewhere around May 21st