musings from the front lines of Somerville, MA
Awwww.....*sniff*sniff*....and after that whole Lachey/Simpson fiasco, all it took was Manson to renew my faith in monogamous romance.
Wait, I just found out that Eddie Van Halen and Valerie Bertinelli are getting divorced. We need Marilyn more than ever!
godp, you should be a gossip columnist. seriously! you should give relationship advice to regular people, based on observations of the stars....
You know, that's why I like you Kathryn! When everyone else calls my obsession with Pop Culture "a colossal waste of time" , you find a viable career for me. Picture a small office, warm,leather chairs and abstract paintings on the walls....a young couple distraught over the remnants over their crumbling marriage....I lean in to speak to them, as I remove my tortoise shell glasses for dramatic effect and say "Tom, your marriage to Mary is just like the "Everytime" video. Britney needed Justin to become a more stable influence in the chaotic whirlwind of her life; you also need to become the rock for Mary...."
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